Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop
I was watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills while on the stationary bike at Crunch tonight when something caught my eye: a pair of crutches. Apparently the new cast member Brandi had broken her leg in a freak high heel accident, as Housewives do.
Brandi chose to accessorize her crutches with a short, tight black cocktail “dress”, dyed blonde hair, excessive cleavage and a ridiculous stiletto heel on her one good leg.
I’m now convinced that nothing about this show is real. Having gone through the experience of a broken leg and knowing how long it takes just to get in the shower, I’ve determined this entire scenario is impossible. You’re welcome, America.
